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But why waste time looking out of the window when you can scoff amazing food.

Ahh, the food - whether you'll be in the mood for afternoon tea, British fine dining in the hotel's 1901 Restaurant & Wine Bar, authentic Japanese cuisine in Miyako, fresh seafood in Catch, or a New York style brasserie in Eastway, you'll be spoilt for choice.

It's the perfect getaway for a nice shopping or theatre trip.

We wouldn't advise staying here if you were going to London to party the night away. We dare you not to have the best nights sleep of your life.

(Because while it’s ok to allude to the deed by sexifying female athletes, the idea that anyone’s having any actual sex is a different thing completely.) We’ve rounded up a history of how sex at Olympic village has been covered over the last few decades.

And judging by the florid prose in the dispatches below, the journalists seem to be pretty overheated as well.

I’ll play with his.'” Barcelona 1992: Even though he played ping pong, Matthew Syed said he “got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than the rest of my life up to that point.” This is when condoms began getting offered to Olympians to encourage safe sex during the games.