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When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia."-"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. that guy was an imposter, he never once moved diagonally."-"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."-"Christ is so cool. He dies, I get candy."-"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."-"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."-"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."-"Caution: I drive like you do."-"Why can't you be a non-conformist like everybody else?
"-"Cause of death: drowned in absurdity."-"Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it."-"Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement."-"Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends."-"I never pirated it..was donated. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night.."-"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."-"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens."-"Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it."-"Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children."-"If you're at the airport and see mistle toe above the conveyor belt... "-"FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory."-" "My dad wants to show he's not mad by taking you out hunting with him" "-"We totally deny the allegations, and we're trying to identify the allegators."-"How to get out of a speeding ticket: Always carry a cooler with a big red cross on it - 'Officer, I MUST get to the hospital' "-"When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. oh, somewhere in there."-"If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous."-"Madness takes its toll.
But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions."-"No shoes, No shirt, No service.. Please have exact change."-"Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Hopefully the long chapter this time makes up for that :) Also, if anyone does any fanart for this story, I will love you forever6/2/15Posted chapters 11, 12 and 13 of Walk Two Lifetimes.